Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024

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suicide

when someone is fighting a battle they knew they were never going to win

I can do this, oh wait i can't, i feel like i wanna commit suicide

by by joseph D, last day of 2023 December 30, 2023

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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

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Suicide Pig

Mainly on a basket swing suicide pig means swinging very high on a basket swing and jump off (i made this up from an MLG peppa pig video)

I WILL NOW SUICIDE PIG OFF OF THIS SWING

by JapaneseKidFranku July 23, 2019

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DDR Suicide Challenge

Double Dutch Rudder Suicide Challenge - The Double Dutch Rudder Challenge is when you find 3 homeless bums, get one of them to slit his/her wrists and try to get the other two bums off via Dutch Rudder before he/she passes out.

"Lets find some homeless bums and make them do the DDR Suicide Challenge"

by Yardape22 May 9, 2012

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