cooch stain

stains on furnature caused by the menstrual effulent.

I am not sitting on that cooch stain

by Ticky April 17, 2008

Tit Stains

The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.

In a hot college basketball stadium:

Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.

by D.Swan December 21, 2008

Hob Stain

Hob stain is the a stain created by a hob. Used as insult like idiot or nincompoop.

Mike is such a Hob Stain. Wolfy is the hugest Hob Stain I have ever met.

by dettroy November 21, 2010

Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011

turn straight motherfucker

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.

"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

by BullGMoney August 2, 2014

fuck straight off

Alternative way to let someone know you don’t appreciate their presence. Best used with an Eastern European accent.

Tori needs to fuck straight off!

by Lindsneb February 8, 2019

poo-stain

A person that no one likes and extremely resembles a stain left by a poop.

Maya is such a poo-stain!

by Salty potatoe May 16, 2019