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cold stone killa

When and idiot tries to sound hard as fuck. Referring to himself as legitimate serial killer of all things that are living. He who is not a stone cold serial killer, is in fact a cold stone cereal killer.

Someone who has never seen a horror film.

Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.
I'm going to slay trout on the river cuz I'm a cold stone killa
by yngceo November 16, 2015
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Stone

The sexiest man I’ve ever seen, very quiet and respectful but will kick your butt with his black belt whenever needed. Everyone wants to be around him but he doesn’t care, he just goes with the flow and goes where the water takes him. Best surfer I’ve ever known and even if he didn’t surf everyone would think he does because he is the cutest little surfer boy I’ve ever seen
Man that stone kid is rad
by ReginaDrawbridge May 24, 2023
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pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
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Stonely

When a person is stoned and lonely.
I sat there on the park bench smoking a j, watching the couples chatting and laughing, feeling stonely.
by Robotron3k December 17, 2022
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Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.
Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!
by Rice Cat June 8, 2017
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Stoned Woken/Awaken

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken
Him: What did you do today.
Me: I stoned woken/awaken and made some art.
by 420-Guy June 1, 2018
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stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.
Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
by solutionitis November 21, 2021
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