When and idiot tries to sound hard as fuck. Referring to himself as legitimate serial killer of all things that are living. He who is not a stone cold serial killer, is in fact a cold stone cereal killer.
Someone who has never seen a horror film.
Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.
Someone who has never seen a horror film.
Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.
by yngceo November 16, 2015

The sexiest man I’ve ever seen, very quiet and respectful but will kick your butt with his black belt whenever needed. Everyone wants to be around him but he doesn’t care, he just goes with the flow and goes where the water takes him. Best surfer I’ve ever known and even if he didn’t surf everyone would think he does because he is the cutest little surfer boy I’ve ever seen
by ReginaDrawbridge May 24, 2023

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

I sat there on the park bench smoking a j, watching the couples chatting and laughing, feeling stonely.
by Robotron3k December 17, 2022

by Rice Cat June 8, 2017

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken
by 420-Guy June 1, 2018

by solutionitis November 21, 2021
