dick-eating snake

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.

Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

skaze

Contraction of "skank" and "skeaze."
a. use to warn of shadiness of character
b. endearing term when directed at a friend

"Oh Martha, you skaze..."

by ktwash December 28, 2005

snake dangler

One who dangles snakes over their asshole intending for it to slither its way deep into their rectal cavity.

Scott is a little snake dangler. Last week he stole the pet snake from the kindergarden class for him to use for his presonal pleasure and prostate milking.

by Johnny face March 10, 2008

Snake Mon

to be a male snake

why wont you mark my test?
your a snake mon
hey snake mon

by Boris Shvarts March 15, 2009

Snake

A living noodle of muscle and ferocity.

Oh man, look at that big jungle snake

by PaintedBox April 18, 2015

snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.

I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

Snake

A backstabbing piece of shit.

That boy Tony ain't the guy he says he is, that boys a snake.

by Solid Mantis October 28, 2016