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sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022
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sams tic tac

a very tiny penis
girl1-i was with sams tic tac last night

girl 2- i've heard its tiny
girl1-the rumours are true
by marktictac August 14, 2017
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big dick sam

One of the Largest Penises on a human being.
Big dick Sam put me in a wheel chair last week because it was so big.
by IzzzMeYahBoi June 27, 2019
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Sam Craveiro Shake

When you poop into a blender fill it with water then drink it as a protein shake.
i just drank my first sam craveiro shake
by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 5, 2019
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Sam Flynn Era

When you feel empowered, smart, or accomplished something important to you within a time period, you are in your Sam Flynn Era.
Getting that 'A' in calculus is proving that I'm in my Sam Flynn Era.

That kid is literally in their Sam Flynn Era for getting into Harvard.
Once senior year came around, my Sam Flynn Era dipped.
by randomperson2022 December 17, 2021
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Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.
"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
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Sam I am

Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.
Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am
by YoHansII January 13, 2004
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