cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 February 04, 2016

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Norris slap

Same thing as a kerry slap, except the slap to the head is replaced with a swift roundhouse kick.

Chuck norris is the only man alive to have ever norris slapped a women while ripping a beating heart out of a mans chest.

by anonymous7876 August 04, 2006

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Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

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bill slap

(verb) the act of slapping your forehead in shock upon receipt a $5000 mobile broadband bill when you thought you had signed an unlimited use contract

An Oklahoma woman who bill slapped herself so hard that she had to visit her local emergency room, has filed a lawsuit against AT&T (NYSE: T) and RadioShack (NYSE: RSH) after she purchasing a netbook with a 3G data plan and receiving a $5,000 bill for exceeding her monthly data cap.

http://www.informationweek.com/news/telecom/business/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=215600328&subSection=News

by GeorgeDawes March 12, 2009

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