Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
Slamming shit with the purpose of letting somebody else know you're angry and upset. (ex. Cabinets, Doors, Refrigerator doors, etc.)
"Did you hear that?"
"Mom's starting with her derogatory slamming."
(The kid forgot to take out the trash.)
"Mom's starting with her derogatory slamming."
(The kid forgot to take out the trash.)
by Lexedenm June 23, 2022
Steve: I gave my gf a Slam Dunk In The Trunk last night!
Bruce: Wow you fit the whole ball in there?
Steve: Yeah I made it work.
Bruce: Wow you fit the whole ball in there?
Steve: Yeah I made it work.
by Ya boi Sero June 21, 2022
by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024
by Demonseed1569 January 27, 2017
A Wack Ass Monotonous slampiece.
Wam-slams are a peculiar specimen that have no dopamine in their brains, scientists think this is because of addiction. Wam-slams are often found in recovery groups. A typical Wam-slam diet includes coffee, la croix, sushi, pho and tacos . Wam-slams are easily influenced and their mental capacity is severely diminished due to years of alcohol and drug abuse. Wam-slams have a wide range psycho-social issues..Always wear a condom with a Wam-slam, God only know's what std/sti they are actively carrying.
Wam-slams are often "WAMEN" see UD definition.
Wam-slam, thank you mam.
Wam-slams are a peculiar specimen that have no dopamine in their brains, scientists think this is because of addiction. Wam-slams are often found in recovery groups. A typical Wam-slam diet includes coffee, la croix, sushi, pho and tacos . Wam-slams are easily influenced and their mental capacity is severely diminished due to years of alcohol and drug abuse. Wam-slams have a wide range psycho-social issues..Always wear a condom with a Wam-slam, God only know's what std/sti they are actively carrying.
Wam-slams are often "WAMEN" see UD definition.
Wam-slam, thank you mam.
by Wam-Slayer March 04, 2018
The act of putting ones head between two scissorsing females. And having them slam there beavers into the side of your head.
by Xxxblownxxx April 12, 2020