Borderline Simp

A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.

Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

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Kurumi._.simp

a social reject

Oh my god kurumi._.simp is such a social reject

by Yeslol42069 May 23, 2021

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Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.

Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!

by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021

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Mega Simp

Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.

“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?”
“Yuh, Nate’s over there”
“He smells really bad.”

by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 21, 2020

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Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you

Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic

by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020

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