When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
by flakeonly November 19, 2023
Get the Robert Mugabemug. You are a Robert all the time
by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018
Get the robertmug. Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022
Get the Robertmug. The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020
Get the robert constructionmug. 
by Robert sucks February 10, 2022
Get the Robertmug. by Whomsdt January 25, 2018
Get the Robert Wunderlichmug.