Skip to main content

queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job
Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins
by Amek January 1, 2016
mugGet the queef job mug.

Roast Queef Sandwich

An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
mugGet the Roast Queef Sandwich mug.

queef

queef is love, queef is life
by br1anna November 27, 2020
mugGet the queef mug.

Queef

by Your favourite god November 15, 2019
mugGet the Queef mug.

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
mugGet the Martin Luther Queef mug.

Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
mugGet the Presence Queef mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email