poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

paige poison

Some emo/scene girlkid who dyes her hair like a tawd.
Found on myspace, bebo, gonegothic, facebook and any other social networking site you can think of.
often found as quite a friendly gal, with a neet sense of humer.
possibly the next internet craze??

'oh my god look,, a raccoon!"

"dude thats paige poisons hair"

"o.."

by OMGADINOCARL March 12, 2010

poonani dog

a blind and stupid jack russel that has been neutered and seeks to lick the carpet (on the floor) for sexual relief

look at that poonani dog going for it

by Uncle Vito October 30, 2007

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G Money May 15, 2003

poon

what you do to a noob

dude you got pooned like a little moob

by mikey mike mo August 21, 2008

poison ivy

a word used by young women, usually in groups, to annouce that they will be flashing their brests.

Yo, they just poison ivy'd us, it was great!

by Flonase Find August 5, 2007

poon-ee

A Poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of Poon sex. Often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), Poon-ees are merely targets for horny people who think they are cool. Like me.

"Dude, I need some Poon, real bad."
"Have you chosen a Poon-ee yet?"
"Yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how I like to ride those."

by Chastity Argyle March 29, 2008