Mixing paints

Masturbatingthrowing one off in secret!

Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"

by Wee Ron September 12, 2004

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Paint Shaker

A motorcycle flashy in nature normally a Harley! that rumbles alot and shakes due to its overly loud chrome pipes!

Dam, look at the old dude riding around on his paint shaker!

by Dano24 August 21, 2009

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Painted Lady

Perjorative description of an effeminate male with an excessive number of compensative macho tattoos.

(Nautical in origin)

"Jeez mate, you seen all the tats on the new guy who joined our ship yesterday?"

"Yeah, but he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. Painted Lady if ever I saw one!"

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

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The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.

DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!

by Bloodhound34 November 23, 2006

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Paintball Player

A person who likes to pretend, loves dress up and generaly has a fair about of time on their hands.

They are often vertically challanged with short mans chip on shoulder. Sometimes they are fanta pants and ever put their own name on their jacket.

The cox master really owned you in the back from 6 meters. Im totaly a wicked cool paintball player

by Keith Terry July 11, 2009

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