Half-pipe Special

The act of laying on your back on the bed with your feet up over your head secured by the headboard so it enables you to suck your own dick.

Man, I gave myself a crazy half-pipe special last night. Now my back is killing me.

by getfisted December 11, 2012

half a stretch away

The distance of onehalf of a city block.

yo,man! we already made half a stretch away tryin' to find those guys! Let's go home!

by William Warney July 7, 2009

Half-Life 2

1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...

People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's

Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.

On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...

by Is not trying to build a Strider... December 31, 2004

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the best-selling Half-Life, which was released for the PC and Playstation 2. A game developed by the company VALVe, it was due out in September of '03, until the script code was stolen. The FBI has joined in the hunt to find the stolen source code. VALVe is hoping to have this game out before Holidays of 2004, but it may be early 2005 before we see the light of it.

Half-Life was a great game, and Half-Life 2 will be even better, with increased graphics, new enemies, and new weapons.

by chaosKahn February 24, 2004

half past noon

Just another way of saying 12:30 PM. 1230 hours in military time.

Person 1: I'll meet you at 10 o' clock.
Person 2: How about later? Around half past noon?
Person 1: That's fine, see you at 12:30 then!

by Bowly Bowl July 19, 2014

half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)

Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.

by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014

half-steeped teabagger

A person who sympathizes with the Tea Party movement, but does not explicitly identify as a member.

Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!

by Raikuron October 11, 2011