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Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!
by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018
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Date Fart

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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DATE

When Shawn invites Brittany over to his house for a salad with Olive Garden dressing and a cheese board with various sausages and pepperonis in exchange excessive butt and back rubs and maybe even putting the tip in...
"Are you going on a Date or a DATE DATE"?
You know...a Date as in you both are simply getting together...
Or...
A DATE-DATE, Like that Shawn and Brittany type shit?
by That Damn Rhino! January 2, 2021
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Dating

Finding a partner or likewise then proceeding to penetrate whom or whatever that should be. Only date people very close to you, like family members and such. Even animals count.
Boy, do I love me some dating
by Dane_Boi September 19, 2018
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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
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practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship
Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating
by Cazkis April 4, 2016
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