Hound Hand

The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.

Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"

Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"

by Splintergroup72 February 26, 2010

Hand-Candy

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.

"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"

by winch guy August 20, 2014

Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq September 19, 2016

Bum Hand

Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.

Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".

Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".

by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009

talk to the hand

the person who says this to you is telling you not to talk/disturb her. Brilliant but rude

'Hey can I ask you something?' - 'Talk to the hand!'

by ira September 4, 2003

hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

by 16.5 December 9, 2008

Pimp Hand

Keepin your hos in line

your pimpin business

how yo pimp hand? strong baby stong

by pimpa November 24, 2003