Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.
Look at that hobo he could be Matthew
by Blund3r November 21, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021
Get the Matthew The Rodentmug. The biggest sesh gremlin out there. Matthew is often found in either the pub smashing a few cold ones with the boys or in a park ripping an illybay
by eshsay remlingay November 24, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. by Bruh224 March 4, 2025
Get the Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReakenmug. An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.
by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017
Get the matthewmug. by hotsexyperson February 10, 2023
Get the matthew garnissmug.