matt hayes

iron block out of minecraft

yo guys it me minecraft matt hayes aka moo moo and today we are with callum heaton who is a penchod

by mergrati July 13, 2023

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Colorado Matt

When you go to a conference thousand’s of miles away… and you happen to go with two attractive ladies… after the first day is done, you and the two ladies agree to have dinner and drinks. One thing leads to another and the suggestion is made to go to the hot tub. So everyone goes to their hotel room to change. Colorado Matt is feeling great believes a fun night is ahead. So Colorado Matt changes into his bathing suit and just before exiting the room, he takes two viagra’s. All parties then convene at the hotel’s hot tub. Drinks are had and after a few hours, both of those attractive girls thank Matt for a fun time but state that they have to leave for the night. Colorado Matt, fully torqued.. realizes that he has a big problem, he’s alone for the night….without taking a load off. It’s now approaching 11pm and the security guard for the hotel approaches Matt and says, “hey buddy, I’m turning off the jets.” Matt then realizes that his towel is across the pool area, and in order to get over to his towel… he has to get out of the hot tub, fully torqued, and walk over to his towel. What started off as a fun night… led to a torqued night without the ability to release. That is the story of Colorado Matt.

Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed when I was in Florida at this conference. I was so torqued but couldn’t go to bed for hours.

Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.

by Torqued Matt June 25, 2025

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matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

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shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.

Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there

by AgencyofM April 19, 2021

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