Carl Rove in leg irons with a tie wrap firmly cinched around his nads ... squeeling: "Rivet" ... "Rivet" ... while the FBI slaps his ass with a 2 by 4 forcing him to jump 2 feet vertically and 1 inch forward.
"At the end of the day, it's of keen interest to me to see whether or not we can get Karl Rove frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. And trust me, when I use that name, I measure my words".
by Who's To Plame? October 09, 2003
the day where all brats are born, the youngest in the family gets everything that they want but surprisingly not the favorite it usually her older sister.
by sdyoefwgf2e November 10, 2020
An overrated, overhyped college basketball tournament. Every March, this tournament is shoved down our collective throats by sports media (who should be covering the NHL playoff chase and MLB Spring Training instead), and results in everyone who buys into this, spending hours filling out their precious brackets.
other guy: ZOMG MARCH MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSS DUUUUUUUDE! SUNY Catholic State is playing against Northern Colorado A&M! Got your brackets filled out?
me: Oh, screw that, I'm gonna watch some Spring Training this afternoon, and cap it off with a hockey game tonight, featuring two teams fighting for a playoff berth. I'm not going to waste my time with some stupid bracket.
other guy: *cries*
me: Oh, screw that, I'm gonna watch some Spring Training this afternoon, and cap it off with a hockey game tonight, featuring two teams fighting for a playoff berth. I'm not going to waste my time with some stupid bracket.
other guy: *cries*
by howlincoyote2k1 March 19, 2007
Person 1: "Alright, grab your popcorn and a Coke - CSI starts in 5 min."
Person 2: "Don't bother, NCAA finals are on tonight instead."
Person 1: <shouts explicatives and throws things>
Person 2: "Sounds like someone has a case of March Madness."
Person 2: "Don't bother, NCAA finals are on tonight instead."
Person 1: <shouts explicatives and throws things>
Person 2: "Sounds like someone has a case of March Madness."
by MisterBill77 March 28, 2007
hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.
john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete
by john gallione January 06, 2007
A smelly bunch of malcontent teenagers and/or college kids wearing sweaty, ass-scented wool and polyester uniforms running around a football field in silly, often phallic formations, tooting horns and making stupid jokes about fingerings and positions. No one thats anyone likes marching band, and anyone that says they do doesn't have a life.
When in the marching band of Nathan Bedford Forrest High, George W. Bush did lines of coke off the slutty colorguard girls' asses.
by mcdizzy March 25, 2007
"I hate marching band so much it makes me want to puke"-Cassie
"Well we hate it so much that we want to die" -Meghan and Jackie
"Well we hate it so much that we want to die" -Meghan and Jackie
by jlawlzm August 07, 2009