A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A very large penis
by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the name 8-year-old white boys on tiktok use as a replacement for the n-word. It was originally started as an inside joke by the tiktoker Jordan Da Boo. When it spread out to the entirety of tiktok, "Jordan" started being referred to as "really f#cking corny".
by $adeMica April 3, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. 
When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
Get the Jordanedmug. Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.
by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by Bbydonthurtme September 13, 2021
Get the jordan and javiermug.