Johnson

Arm or leg

I’m johnsonless I need a wheelchair.

by Mr.Johnson January 6, 2023

my johnson quivered

An intense spiritual connection with God

My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.

by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018

Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.

Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"

by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

top my johnson

another word to say suck my dick

top my johnson bitch

by just smoove October 24, 2020