Johnny

A very normal man who totally cannot brush his teeth with his very super duper cool spinning fingernails and does NOT have a thing for an Italian who likes steel balls.

The US President: "G-gulp! Is that Johnny?!?!?"
Johnny's Italian boyfriend: "No way I love Johnny 😍" *drools violently*

by Johnny Joestar Hand Licker December 19, 2023

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

Johnny waddle

Tha act of being so good looking and so bad ass all your friends and family wish they were you.

He is so awesome. He must be a Johnny waddle

by anonymous December 23, 2022