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January 1 

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!
Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)
January 1 by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

january 1st 

simp for an anime character day
"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."
january 1st by killuaswife December 22, 2020

January 1st 

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day
Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
January 1st by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

January 1st 

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!
“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”
January 1st by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

january 3 

a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you
girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..
january 3 by lizz06 January 3, 2021

January 4th 

The Day Kami leaves The Family discord server but only for one day, truly a great day
"Its January 4th, we did it boys, racism is no more"
January 4th by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021