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Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 12, 2022
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Erin Jones

Person 1: Who is that??
Person 2: Thats Erin Jones
Person1: No… I think that’s a goddess
by Beeees May 11, 2022
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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort
Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home
by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022
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dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones
by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022
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Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.
Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person
by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022
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