mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 23, 2021

grace price-jones

sexy af, fittest lass in ICA

grace price-jones is sexyyyyy

by poiuytrewsiopolkijuh March 18, 2020

damien jones

drummer with kult of the dead rock star

damien jones is a damned fine drummer

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

Long bob jones

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.

Look at that lanky ass long bob jones

by PapaZaddy November 06, 2021

jones valley

Area in Huntsville, AL great for shopping, eating, etc…

Hey Roy get dressed we’re going to Jones Valley

by CrimsonKajun2 March 20, 2022

Elliott jones

is always right

Elliott jones is always right.

by izzy confirmed July 04, 2022

Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 13, 2006