Jesus ponies are a joke name for dinosaurs. Many creationists claim that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible and that they either existed a few thousand years ago and were wiped out by the flood or that they are still around in remote parts of the world unexplored by Westerners. Sara palin has said she believes in Jesus Ponies
by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011
Get the Jesus Ponies mug.1. The hole in Jesus' side or hand when used for sexual pleasure. See crucifuck.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.
Rick Santorum was so horny he was obsessed with getting him some Jesus Hole (a crucifuck). Unfortunately, Jesus had been MIA for 2000 years and Santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some pussy on a stick. Having left his Mormon Panty Liners at home he left with a Mormon Trail of santorum in his Mormon Underwear.
by Cuntoleezza Rice August 25, 2011
Get the Jesus Hole mug.An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.
My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."
Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"
Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"
by EMO Adrianna November 21, 2007
Get the emo jesus mug.A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.
Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"
You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"
Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"
Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
by God Johnson May 29, 2010
Get the Personal Jesus mug.A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-"You wanna pop these beers early man?"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
by GodSexy April 13, 2011
Get the Jesus hugger mug.n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.
Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?
by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005
Get the Jesus ring mug.Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom
by Kelset January 20, 2008
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