Jacksons are usually dudes with hella lot of pimples(wash your damn hair), but that's just my experience. A Jackson is usually a dick, he says a LOT of your mom jokes, but you will get used to it.... He is also a procrastinator and doesn't mind getting shitty grades. Also makes a lot of whale noises which he claims is god tier but it isn't, he sounds like he is gong through puberty but this time he has frog in his throat and its much worse. Did I also mention he's a dick?, yea maybe.
by Yolo ur mom October 27, 2021

Jackson is a person that is a fucking hoe and likes other girls while he is dating one and he is a player but he is totally fake
by Jackson is fake December 27, 2019

usually british with an awesome accent. super nice and sweet and fairly attractive. He is tall and loves sour candy (warheads). He doesn't like admitting that people are stalkers even though deep inside him he knows. very nice personality and persistent :) Doesn't like to admit he's stubborn. generally a cool kid and fun to hag out with
by ilovewarheads September 10, 2011

Jackson is a person that wants to be normal,liked,and treated like an actual human instead of an alien from area 51. Jackson is awkward around people but wants to get over that fear. People call him gay for his awkwardness to even question his own sanity as well as sexuality. Tries to do his best in school and at home while his parents are going through a tough time with money. Jackson wants to just be valued at this point.
by jasdf October 10, 2019

When you light your ass hair on fire and then run around Walmart screaming you can’t tame me while rubbing uncrustables on your man tits making sure you have all the jelly mixed with your titty milk. Also you have to call out all the niggers in the store
by Jey oi February 16, 2024

Jackson has the biggest nipples and there are so sweet and juicy and he has the smallest dick in the world
by anonymous June 8, 2022

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019
