chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014

Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 04, 2019

untitled space craft

When you are too lazy to name your rocket in KSP...

My friend: yo that rocket's so cool what is it called

Me: Untitled Space Craft

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE September 08, 2023

Low Disk Space

POV: Your name is Daz Black and you're trying to get rid of this god awful notification.

LINDAA!!

I'M NOT RUNNING OUT OF DISK SPACE, COMPUTER, I HAVE SEVENTEEN HARD DRIVES... LINDA!! THERES NOTHING IN THERE. Its like a ghost drive that doesn't exist, I cant find shit in my computer anywhere. I DONT HAVE LOW DISK SPACE

by I Dont Know What To Put :0 January 22, 2021

KIMI DAKE NO SPACE

there is a space for u honey, i have a hole in the shape of you, inside of my heart

IM NOT THE ONE SAYING IT TWICE DID

Guruguru meguru feeling
Kimi wo suki ni natte
Kimi no katachi no ana ga aita mitai
Hato no mannaka wa
Kimi dake no space

Ah suki nanda suki nanoyo
Arikitari de mo
Kokoro ni wa kimigata no ana ga aiteru no
Just like a doughnut
Ajiwatte itai eien no loop
Kitto sekai de hitotsu (There is a place for ya)
Ah yawarakaku amai kibun (No, oh-oh)
Fuwafuwa shiteru (You make me feel loved, baby)
Kokoro ni wa kimigata no ana ga aiteru no (Woah)
Just like a doughnut
Mayoikonda koi no loop (Ijen naege)
Kitto sekai de hitotsu

by your mom loves twice August 11, 2022

inter-universal space

A region of space outside of any universe, a world between worlds.
With the same logic as interstellar space is a region devoid of any stars.

The big bang occurred in inter-universal space where there was no laws of physics until it was altered with the hot soup of the baby universe

by 1m1m0 April 14, 2023

Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019