Harley beard

“Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be

Harley Beardy is the goat and hates neeks

by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023

charcuterie beard

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.

He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.

by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023

Tre Beard

THE best 3 pointer shooter in history.
The himmiest of all time
THE GOAT
THE RIZZ GOD

“I wish I could be like Tre Beard”

by TreBeardfan February 1, 2024

Beard Stuff

When your man or dwarven girlfriend decorates their facial hair into a scrumdiddlyumotious sexual spectacle that makes your testicles tingle.

Sentence:
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.

Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)

by suruh101 February 4, 2024

Beard

Cunt

Beard is a cunt

by BentWeird February 7, 2024

egg in the beard

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

by TRYBAL April 17, 2023

Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.

Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.

by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023