Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.
Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'
Gav - 'You did what bro?'
Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'
Gav - 'You did what bro?'
Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'
by Gavanova September 29, 2011
by Mykreed September 10, 2011
Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
by winch guy August 21, 2014
by ira September 05, 2003
Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.
Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
by Dr Quim medicine woman December 09, 2009
by 16.5 December 12, 2006
by pimpa November 25, 2003