helmet hair

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

by Die-lon January 6, 2008

rat hair

When chicks dont brush their hair or its just ugly. This is mostly referred to girls cause guys look hot sometimes with it.

person 1: wow, check that chicks hair. its so raty.
person 2: wow, but check out that guys rat hair, hes so hot.

by ashyo October 14, 2009

emo hair

One ugly haircut.
So ugly and sad, it´s a wonder that it dont cut itself...

A: Why is that kid crying?
B: Must be because of that ugly emo hair.
A: Look, he´s wrist are bleeding.
B: LOL! He should´ve cut his hair instead.
A: "Lolololol!"

by Smaxxored May 18, 2006

hair band

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

by Jordan July 14, 2004

leg hair

Weird growths stemming from the legs of humans. Can be shaved or grown out.

Griselda, come braid my leg hair!

by SisterHolgaer April 18, 2021

clown hair

What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.

Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair

by exxtreme_croquet September 1, 2010

haired over

A pussy that hasn't been fucked for a long time

Man, that bitch hadn't had sex for so long her pussy was haired over

by smitty2012 August 6, 2011