Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

hand kink

when someone is obsessed and loves hands

payton loves ryans hands. She is obsessed with them that she even has a collection! She has a hand kink!

by Ponyoooo May 28, 2022

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

Bum Hand

Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.

Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".

Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".

by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009

talk to the hand

the person who says this to you is telling you not to talk/disturb her. Brilliant but rude

'Hey can I ask you something?' - 'Talk to the hand!'

by ira September 4, 2003

hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

by 16.5 December 9, 2008

Pimp Hand

Keepin your hos in line

your pimpin business

how yo pimp hand? strong baby stong

by pimpa November 24, 2003