Scottish Hammer

A Scottish Man with a Large Dogger

That Scot has been blessed with a Scottish Hammer

by TheDarkKnight1990 July 3, 2025

Hammer Girl

When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”

Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.

Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing

Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing

by JustARandomUserBro September 5, 2023

The Hammer of Sauron

The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.

The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021

TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd

Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny

by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024

ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

hammer pantaloons

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.

She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.

by Mariztyk May 30, 2017