Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.

I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

Ab-Grab

When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.

Omg. Did you see Sarah ab-grabbing Chad in her last Instagram post? She totally wants to get that.

by bails November 13, 2018

Jake grabowski

A slight red neck despite not being southern. A complete fucking dickwad, openly closeted racist, uses the n-word hard r without joking, doesn’t actually hate blacks, really hate Jews

Dude, uganwae got really upset about what Jake grabowski said earlier

Eh it’s fine. It’s not like he’s a Jew or anything

by Sebby_memez January 27, 2019

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

National grab ass day

All day is a dream

National grab ass day is in the throughout May.

by Dick is yeet April 29, 2019

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019