Mr.Garrett

A god and a force to be reckoned with....He looks like Santa Clause and has a brother/sister named Lydell...He enjoys buying fundraisers and having PHUN....He has a website that people "cheat" on...he makes lame jokes and laughs at his own jokes.

Mr.Garrett:"go get em"

Mr.Garrett:"are you trying?"
Antonio:"No!"
Mr.Garrett:"you lose your 60 points"

by antonioMC23 December 19, 2013

Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"

by Tcm April 26, 2015

Ireland Garrett

Ireland Garrett is a sexy godness who has a big booty.Ireland Garrett is not only a sexy godness but she is very loving and caring also. Every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her because of her amazing looks. But if you make a ireland garrett pissed your going have to deal with a bitchy non-caring Ireland Garrett

Guy 1: Danm Look its a Ireland Garrett i so wanna tap her!

Guy 2: Bro i know right! That ass tho!

Girl 1: Omg i so wanna be a Ireland Garrett!

by Shamrockssss March 21, 2016

Clumsy Garret

A fat black clumsy kid.

Look at that disgusting clumsy garret.

by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017