Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

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Freaky Friday

A wildly chaotic situation where two unrelated adult families cross paths on a night out, resulting in a full role-swap of partners. The father ends up going home with the adult daughter, while the adult son goes home with the mother—each spending the night in the other family’s bed. A real-life “how did we get here?” moment that defies logic, morals, and group chats.

“That night went from drinks to a full Freaky Friday real quick.”

by PunchlinePending December 12, 2025

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Friday Night Funkin'

An indie rhythm game created by Ninjamuffin99 about a short blue-haired bisexual with ADHD and huge feet named Boyfriend trying to get freaky on a Friday night with his girlfriend Girlfriend, but her parents want him dead. The game is mostly played by neurodivergent queer people (like me :3) and brain-rotted children. However, despite the game's player base being mostly iPad kids, the game is peak, and if anyone says otherwise, disassociate with them immediately, because they're probably a sociopath.

My favorite Friday Night Funkin' song is Roses.

by Anti-Garmadon December 17, 2025

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