Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

GTG-friday

When all the wierd shit happens.

You should seen Albin last GTG-friday, he touched everyone on the groin, such a wierd friday..

by GTG-mannen February 3, 2017

Friday

The worst day of the week worse than Wednesday or Monday.

Ugh, Fridays are the worst day of the week. I can't wait for Mondays.

by BlackandPinkSquidSister May 16, 2025

Hero Friday

When a person is off "sick" all week but makes it in on Friday still "sick"l but makes the effort and comes in on Friday

Looks like Dave is in today but why bother it's Friday and he's been off all week.

Yeah must be trying for a hero Friday.

by Zombiekoi January 27, 2017

Middle Friday

The middle day of the week (Wednesday), where the boys are buzzin, and the ladies are luvin. The beers are flowin, and the joints are blowin. It's a celebration of the middle of the week that helps people get to Friday.

My friends and I got a little wild on Middle Friday to help get us through the work week.

by RyDaddy69 February 18, 2022

Messy Friday

Messy Friday when you go live n be messy

You go live on instagram or TikTok and be messy like you gotta tell all da tea wit videos n screenshots everything it’s messy Friday ain’t no holding back a lot comes wit messy Friday so be ready for anything to happen

by DAREALBK March 14, 2025

Blacked Friday

Derived from the famous genre of pornography, "blacked friday" is a day NSFW artists and content-creators (not usually themed for such content) set aside for creating interracial content, most-commonly featuring white women with black men.

I'm so glad this artist does blacked fridays... It's all I can goon to anymore!

by i-like2watch November 21, 2023