Jesus Hole

1. The hole in Jesus' side or hand when used for sexual pleasure. See crucifuck.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.

Rick Santorum was so horny he was obsessed with getting him some Jesus Hole (a crucifuck). Unfortunately, Jesus had been MIA for 2000 years and Santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some pussy on a stick. Having left his Mormon Panty Liners at home he left with a Mormon Trail of santorum in his Mormon Underwear.

by Cuntoleezza Rice August 25, 2011

GN Jesus

A new meme that generated from 4chan's /m/ board by a user named "S" . It is used to describe the main protagonist of Gundam 00 Setsuna F. Seiei in a light similar to Kira Yamato Because of the GN Drive constantly preventing him from dying or getting hit and instead commiting epic rape against all other enemies.

It is also used to describe him only being good because of the GN Drive and utilizing "GN Voodoo"

"Setsuna is GN Jesus"

by Sasori_Zero March 1, 2009

emo jesus

An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.

My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."

Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"

by EMO Adrianna November 21, 2007

Personal Jesus

A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.

Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"

You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"

Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"

by God Johnson May 29, 2010

The Jesus of Dating

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom

Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.

by Kelset January 20, 2008

gentle jesus

when a man inserts a very skinny penis into a fat woman's cunt. she must be sleeping during the process.

i gave that bitch the gentle jesus last night. she must have liked it because she didnt wake up.

by gentle jesus giver. April 3, 2009

Jesus Penis

A term often yelled when either in a great debate, and or a pissed off mood.

Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"

Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"

Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)

Shawn: "Love you hubby."

Dawson: "Love you too hubster."

by Dawsy Boi September 21, 2011