Facebook liar

When someone puts a status about themselves even though you know the truth.
Steve says he has been to the gym everynight this week. I didn't know they had a gym at McDonald's. What a facebook liar.
by jspin1982 June 16, 2011
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Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 29, 2013
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Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status
"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
by avianeddy October 27, 2011
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facebook research

using the social network to learn information about a prospective mate, coworker, etc. aka stalking
girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.
by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009
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facebook construct

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.
Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"
by zyrone March 01, 2009
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Facebook Proud

Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.
My honey cleaned up the apartment so well today! He made me Facebook Proud!
by JanieE408 May 04, 2014
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Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline
-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall
by REDHANDED September 18, 2010
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