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Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline
-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall
by REDHANDED September 18, 2010
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facebook fallout

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.
Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011
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facebook construct

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.
Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"
by zyrone March 1, 2009
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facebook scientist

A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.

Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii May 5, 2016
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Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.
'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.
by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011
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facebook research

using the social network to learn information about a prospective mate, coworker, etc. aka stalking
girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.
by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009
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Facebook Proud

Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.
My honey cleaned up the apartment so well today! He made me Facebook Proud!
by JanieE408 May 3, 2014
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