A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii May 5, 2016
Get the facebook scientistmug. (Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.
Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011
Get the facebook falloutmug. by callmewhitey December 8, 2009
Get the facebook suckermug. The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
Get the facebook impressionmug. girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.
by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009
Get the facebook researchmug. The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"
Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran June 10, 2011
Get the Facebook Douchebaggerymug. Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.
by JanieE408 May 3, 2014
Get the Facebook Proudmug.