failbail

The required definition must sufficiently explain any individual's wishes not to accept any responsibility for their own actions. Usually in the context of having a supreme advantage yet still failing.

Dad: "I'm sorry to hear that about your most recent experience, son."
"Dad! You don't need to title your quotations!"
Dad: "Never the further context with you is it? Dummy."
"Sorry Dad but that was a your failbail".
Dad:"Mmhm."

by TheManFromAtlantis May 25, 2018

Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.

1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.

by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

FAIL

First

Attempt

In

Learning

"I just failed my exam"
"It's ok to FAIL you just have to continue studying"

by bigdaddyfailure December 12, 2019

fail nephew

someone with limited talent who none the less advances in a line of work based on the success of their much more notable and interesting uncle

Ted's just a fail nephew, the only reason anyone takes him seriously is his uncle William Nordhaus is a famous climate economist

by HuertDog May 11, 2020

fail

failed

failer

by zeed135 September 30, 2020

Failder

One who has reached the age of an "Elder" but "fails" to conduct themselves in a humble, respectable, worthy manner of an "Elder" in their tribe.

"Just flat rugged! That Failder bought a 30-pack and smokes with their elder food card."

by I. Seentit October 30, 2020