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When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.
by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011
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shit sniffer face

Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.
Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.

Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.
by Whammy Sami May 16, 2006
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Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.
Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009
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vinegar face

The face made in the final seconds before you ejaculate. It looks like someone is holding a cup of vinegar under your nose. The few seconds when you are unable to stop humping your partner even if it means life or death because you are about to bust a nut.
1.Tom was sleeping with a married women. He was sticking it to Mary when her husband kicked in the bedroom door. Tom couldn't run away from Mary's husband because he was making his vinegar face.
2.When Joe was making his vinegar face he looked like a wild donkey getting circumcised.
by sk1979 November 26, 2010
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facebook

the reason my papers are never done on time.
by q-mas February 10, 2005
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Facebook Justice

When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".
Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.

Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?

Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
by RuCrRy November 25, 2010
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facunt

(n.) A derogatory combination of words, used to express disappoint and anger towards an individual, used most often in internet-based multiplayer games.

(Adj.) (facunting) Descriptive term used to describe some one who is behaving in a pessimistic, idiotic or unfriendly manner. Often, it refers to an incompetent member of a party or group, who ruins the experience of the group.

Originally, it was a contraction between faggot and cunt. However, a misconception that is readily repeated is that it is a combination of "fucking cunt". This is made in error, though an accepted alternative use for the word.
(n.) Shut it, facunt!

(adj.) God, you fowled up the mission, you facunting newb!
by Dustyn Williams February 28, 2005
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