Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

drive stay

When Jake Paul tries to be edgy and justify having large party's during a pandemic.

Jake: iTs A dRiVe BY nOt A DrIvE sTaY!!

Commenters: shut the fuck up

by Hotbananastub December 15, 2020

bear drive

1. (noun) something unstoppable

2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand

3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own

"can't stop the bear drive..."
"what the hell does that mean?!"
"i dunno... ask J.A."

by ;) December 2, 2004

Drive Stay

Drive Stay is when you confront and/or fight someone rather than running away

Guy 1: Oh did you see Jake Paul’s Instagram today?

Guy 2: Yeah he’s a little bitch he ran away instead of confronting DillonDanis

Guy 1: Yeah because Jake knows he would get knocked the fuck out

Guy 2: Yeah he should’ve done a Drive Stay on Dillon instead of running away

by JakeIsAPussy December 15, 2020

drive by complment

Screamning a complment to someone walking out of the window of a moving car.

Guy riding shotgun:YOUR A GOOD KID!
Person walking: Thanks!
Driver: Nice on man!
Guy riding shotgun: YOUR A GOOD PERSON GOD LOVES YOU!
Driver: nice drive by complment dude!

by joeistheman! December 6, 2009

Should drive them insane

Says Matt Lech... Proving that THE JEWS feel ENTITLED to CONTROL YOUR MIND.

Hym "I mean, at least Michael Rappaport had the decency to renounce his Judaism while the Jews were literally committing a genocide but between Ben Shapiro who wants to control your body and Matt Lech who wants to control you mind, you have Jews on both sides of the political who feel justified in controlling you in perpetuity. And then Stephen Banel thinks the Jews get to steal your identity so they can use it to rape women. So the Jews get to commit genocide, control your body, control your mind, steal your identity, enslave you spiritually, steal your work and enslave you literally, and YOU get to do whatever the Jews allow you to do! So Tim Walz gets to do a Nazi Salute. Elon does not get to do a Nazi Salute. They want to control what you say. They want to control who gets to make money UPTO AND INCLUDING LITERALLY CREATING AI! And if people don't do what the Jews want... They (The Jews) should drive them insane. The Jews should be able to drive you insane, at a whim, and if your kids get murdered because of it... It still isn't the Jews fault. Nothing is. Even if the Jews were to actively commit a genocide... EVEN THAT is not the Jews' fault. They assume no blame for anything bad that happens or anything they actively do and they assume absolute authority over your mind, body, and soul. They think they are God. That's the religion. I was right all along."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014