Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017
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Dr. Waldo

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.
A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"
by Chopersword9 May 24, 2011
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Dr. Miller

The most dope assistant principal ever. Tried to put the lock down in the 2016 and 2017 seniors but got chillified and is now one with the students.
Dr. Miller let me out of a detention for telling a teacher to"Fuck right off".
by WJSHS November 03, 2016
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dr. llama

The sexiest Scottish man you've ever seen in your life. He's so hot he'll make your ass quiver and your tits jolt with the mere soundwaves of his voice hitting your eardrums
I just saw dr. llama yesterday, I'm still shaking.
by Arosinn January 11, 2021
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Dr. Sturgis

A Doctor who enjoys caring for patients that take loads of “Damn stinkies”.
“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
by The Stinkster July 28, 2024
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dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019
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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
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