crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 02, 2014

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits August 02, 2008

crotch shooter

that little nug of poop that flies out when you cough/fart

I coughed so hard I ended up with a crotch shooter crotch shot

by stressedoutmum March 24, 2018

crotch pin

Grabbing someone by the head and then forcing their face into one's genitalia

Jim and Bob lost their friendship when Jim gave Bob a crotch pin

by DogeOfWow April 11, 2014

Frosted Crotch

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.

Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

by Day of the Dead May 02, 2011

crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..

dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..

by babybrd December 08, 2010

Creamy Crotch

A stinking genital area dripping with cum "cream" and smells like straight up salt.

Yo, ... My man bruces mom has a right "Creamy Crotch"
I know yeah wasnt that from here drippy Boyfriend

by ItzFazza911 May 14, 2017