Nick Cook

Someone who is rude to women, he decides it is best to date someone for a short amount of time and then get bored and date someone else, he enjoys flirting with girls to make them like him so that he can have his backups when he is ready for a new girlfriend.

Girl: "I think I like Nick Cook"
Other girl: "dont fall for him he'll break you"
Girl: "what do you mean?"
Other girl: " *explains what happened to her*

by DogsRule27 August 28, 2020

Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.

Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!

by MXfanatic October 8, 2020

Arthur cooke

Arthur Cooke is literally he most sexy individual man alive. He is just really epicly cool and radical and he has lots of friends who never make fun of him

Dont you wish Arthur Cooke loved you?

by Small skinny January 15, 2021

Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep February 28, 2021

potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021