Chinese Fire Slap

When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.

Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!

by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018

Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it

Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man

by Hog wild November 9, 2018

chinese facelift

After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand

Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:

by Roscoe2320 August 8, 2017

Chinese food

A food made out of cat or dog

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat

by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019

Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.

"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"

by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018

Chinese Head-butt

Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.

theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all

by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019