cum gloss

when a male ejaculates directly onto a female's cracked, brittle-bone dry lips, in order to give her a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she so desperatly yerns for in the cold month of December

It was the night before Christmas, and Santa drizzled his cum gloss into the eggnog in order give Cynthia a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she desperatly yearned for in the cold month of December.

by sadie19 October 17, 2008

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Cum Chow

Asian for "blowjob." In antiquity, the Asians would reserve this as a formal desert.

"Yes, Father, I would like some cum chow."

by Gumballs October 20, 2009

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Cum Guzzler

One who drinks copious amounts of sperm whilst giving head.

Nicolette is a cum guzzler.

by JT90 October 14, 2008

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Cum-piss

A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.

"I have just cannoned out a cum-piss..."

by Rudi Van Disarzio December 7, 2018

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Cum Stomp

The act of an angry female partner getting a male partner to the point of ejaculation then jumping on their dick with their feet causing the penis to break, and the sperm to go everywhere.

Male Friend 1: Have you heard from Bennett latley?
Male Friend 2: Nah broooo Emily got pissed at him and cum stomped his ass. He'll be in the hospital for another week.
Male Friend 1: Wow man. Hoes be crazy.

by Eli...Bixch September 23, 2018

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