white christmas

When you toilet paper someone's house on Christmas, they get a White Christmas.

I'm gonna give you a White Christmas... baby

by Sterlhasasmallhead December 17, 2004

religious Christmas

Euphemism used when embarrassed about being too poor to buy gifts for any one.

Pat: I am really having a religious Christmas this year.

Bret: Yeah, I’m out of cash, too.

by Bret, Mary Eileen's Son December 10, 2008

I'll Be Home for Christmas

A movie with a great storyline, but terrible, cheesy actors/actresses.

Frank: Man, I saw I'll Be Home for Christmas yesterday. I just wanted to shoot myself. The acting is awful!

Bob: I know :)

by Steak Grilla December 22, 2008

traditional christmas

Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends

Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...

by Titto July 26, 2006

white christmas

Serving up an ice cream cone, with delicious sperm topping.

All Jane ever wanted was a "white christmas" with Joe.

by Mr Winkie July 16, 2006

black christmas

when a bunch of jews shit down chimneys to show commitment to their religion

"i hope this year nobody gives us a black christmas, santa keeps on mistaking it for cookies, the shit leads a trail through the house into my daughters bedroom""it realy is a mess to clean up"

by thlipery cliterous December 1, 2018

The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.

Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.

by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005