california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.

I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.

by Insaneiare February 25, 2017

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU)

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!

Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).

by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024

PennWest California, Pennsylvania

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.

Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”

by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023

california

God's echaskech

(earthquake land)

person 1: I'm going to California

person 2: do you mean god's echaskech?
person 1: I call it earthquake land
person 2: man you need to grow up

by wttcz October 28, 2020

california fruit rain

a dust of short and misty rain drops while in you're in the state of california

"what the hell is this, california fruit rain?"

by thisguy17 November 4, 2021

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023