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Brockhoff’d

The act of having your business documentation meticulously dissected, analysed, and rewritten — often with ruthless attention to the most subtle of issues. This includes, but is not limited to, sentence structure, bullet point punctuation, Oxford commas, and whether “governance” deserves a capital letter in the second paragraph.

Often leaves the original author questioning whether they’ve ever actually learned English.
I submitted the client proposal yesterday and got totally Brockhoff’d — he sent back a tracked changes version that looked like it had been through a literary blender.
by Canberra_boy_147 June 4, 2025
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Brock

a stupid wanna be guy that wants to be like everyone but himself
brock is a follower
by big dick beattie June 17, 2025
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Ping at 1 am, are you serious brochachasaurasozito
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brock

a tall, dark, and extremely handsome guy from the hit anime series Pokémon. he is usually mature, cool-headed, and rational when it comes to strategies, plans etc., and is usually the one to know the way around due to having a guidebook. sadly, his eyes are usually shut close (fox eyes) and we only see them open when he gets 'heart eyes'. he wants to be the greatest Pokémon Breeder and almost always has food, medicine, etc. for Pokémon with him.

however, all his maturity and rationality are thrown to the wind whenever he sees a beautiful girl around his age or older, including all the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys, and flirts with them with a huge blush, and before it escalates any further, he is dragged by the ear by Misty (in the og series upto Johto). he's also a great cook, and overall great at all household chores due to raising his nine younger siblings all by himself since his parents, Lola and Flint are terrible parents.

to whoever gets him as a boyfriend, you are incredibly lucky since he will do anything for you due to his caring and homely nature, including cooking for you.
me- see that guy over there? reminds me of Brock.
maria- i know right? he would be a good boyfriend for sure.
by bewitchedsoul August 15, 2025
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Broccoli Sandwich

Broccoli sandwich.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.
I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.
by FHSJK420 August 25, 2025
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