”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025

August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉
Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
by ijustwantlove2763 August 9, 2022

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

A person whose pronouns are he/him, he's playing basketball and FIFA on his brand new videogame console. Sneakerhead, football fan. Looks handsome and buff.
OMG, he is playing so well, he's just like my vrbani boyfriend.
I am going to a football game tommorow, there will be a lot of vrbani boyfriends.
I am going to a football game tommorow, there will be a lot of vrbani boyfriends.
by anonymous April 28, 2024

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"
by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016

by Sym2.0 July 31, 2021
